Welcome proud readers. Thanks for being here.
This past week I was fortunate to get an audience with Max Gavaskar, “The Mother of the Galaxy” herself. I will get to my conversation with her, but before I get to that I also had a conversation with Fordian Ambassador Fromnol.
If you haven’t met a Fordian you aren’t missing very much. I am not trying to be insulting but the Fordians are pretty dull people. They would probably agree with me. They wear veils so we don’t get to see their faces. Amongst them selves they “chimo” which is some sort of ESP that they use to communicate. They are smallish, being a little more than a meter tall. They waddle when they walk and their voice is a monotone drone.
However Ambassador Fromnol had some VERY interesting news from their Andromeda Mission.
Many generations ago the Fordians sent one of their massive star ships on a mission to what they called “Galaxy 2”, that we now all call Andromeda. Max Gavaskar’s insight that the Universe is spinning allowed the Fordians to fully engage their faster than light drives and make it to Andromeda and they are now on their way back and close enough to communicate via their Quantum Empathy (what we call the quick quack) communicators.
The news from the Fordian mission is not good. It appears that the Milky Way galaxy is on the axis of the Universe and very near the center. We were the last Galaxy in the Universe to discover this spinning of the Universe. At the outer edge of the Universe the centrifugal forces are becoming so strong that matter and the Gavaskar Field (the foundation for the Universe) are breaking up.
As the very outer Galaxies began crumbling, space faring civilizations began moving in towards the center of the Universe. Many of these civilizations have found new un-populated worlds that they could occupy but others have taken worlds by force. The outer Universe is a mess of war and destruction. The Fordians calculate that this war will reach us in two to three-hundred thousand years. We should start preparing they say. Hmmm.
This week: My conversation with Max Gavaskar
Never mix red wine and Oodo.
Philip Normer
Kushan Year 89
Earth Year 2481
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